Suicide Girls

Remember when Suicide Girls were cool? Remember when I wanted to be one? Remember makeoutclub.com and the pirate's cove? No????? Well, good because you're better off for it and you probably didn't know me back then. Right now I'm looking at the Suicide Girl's myspace page and it's dumb. All the girls are ugly with uglier tattoos. I used to be all about this shit back in the day when I listened to 25 ta life in ken's lowered civic (which was stolen 3 times). Driving around was the cooooooolest while we listened to the cooooooooolest music. For example... When we were sad we'd listen to dashboard confessional songs. When we were happy we would scream dashboard confessional songs. When we were mad we would listen to shelter. I was 18, ollied over curbs and took nude photos for my asian boyfriend.

Seriously look how rediculous these girls look -- Woof. I've got that hate-em-ay!



Suicide Girls Myspace
Youtube 'Screaming Infidelities' acoustic covers