FANG IS GONE. WHILE I WAS SLEEPING, MY DUMB SISTER PUT HIM OUTSIDE LAST NIGHT WITHOUT CHECKING TO SEE IF THE TOP WAS SECURE. AND FANG JUST HOPPED THE FUCK OUT. HE WAS THE BEST BLACK METAL BUN BUN EVER. NOT TO MENTION THE CUTEST AND SOFTEST. I'M SURE HE'LL PROBABLY DIE FROM LACK OF FOOD/CAR/BURNING AT THE STAKE.
FANG, I love you - come back.
10.7.08
I HATE YOU AND I HATE THE WORLD / WAIT, NO - I TAKE THAT BACK. I don't hate you and I don't hate the world. I'm just really sad and feel terrible.
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Good luck in the search. I hope your bunny comes back.
Thank you. Our backyard is overgrown with weeds and black mulch spilling into a conduit of baby mosquito fuckfest to boot. After crawling around the surrounding unholy holy fence fresh in my undies at 6 in the morning ... Fang surely escaped his caged-rabbit life and is now living it up nature style in the wild streets of Brooklyn, NY, USA, Earth, Incomprehension.
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