Worst Jokes Ever

I'm doing a solo stand up routine entitled Worst Jokes Ever this coming Sunday (AUG 17TH) at the Knockout in San Francisco presented by Mr. Dickitch. I should go on stage around 9/9:30pm. Includes all original knockknocks and one liners. Hecklers, boo'ers and thumbs-downers welcome. Make sure to bring your fart machines and gigantic hooks. After which will be the infamous Worst Music Ever. I guess I should also say that my super bbfff for liyghe she-rah fagbreathhuh sweaty titties Dimitri is holding hella booty at the Booty Bassment on Saturday, August 16th... see below flier for more details.