15.4.08

Dear Friends

I just have to say my man Klint is killing it with his people sleeping blog. Sh'eet. Funny, creepy, good. Makes me feel like I'm at a 6th grade sleepover playing dumb tricks on friends; when in fact, I'm at work staring at my headache inducing computer at my two bit corner desk next to a cancer causing industrial sized office printer. With that said, It gives me great pleasure to announce his newest blog baby, Dear Klint. I'll be sure to check that on the DEE. Love you, mean it.

"...Ladies like that have a certain je ne sais quoi, but it really depends on what your overall life goals are. Assuming you're not looking to spend your late thirties cruising eHarmony spreading your legs in exchange for half price appetizers at the Applebee's two towns over, your best bet is to just suck it up, grab the bull by the horns, and reclaim your life. Your gentleman friend will more than likely appreciate your honesty, and you'll be better off for it.

If that doesn't work, just tell him you have an IUD and trap him in a loveless marriage full of resentment, obligation and alcoholism.
"

Kudos Klint, Kudos.

Music
Crucial Times - Youth of Today
Put Your Hand in My Hand - Lungfish
Bikage - Descendents
For Want Of - Rites of Spring

2 comments:

klint said...

aw shucks.

Edward T. said...

yeah I love klint and my abdominals.