HAPPY NATIONAL EDGE DAY!

I'm not straight edge, never have been, never will. But I have dated plenty men of clarity. So I consider myself an edge aficionado. With that - It's edge day today! I wanna celebrate my 2nd favorite sxe person in the whole entire world, Klint. (yes, that is his leg above) Annnnnnd it just so happens that it is his birthday today. Klint pretty much is the shit. Describing him, funny, arrogant, genius, vsxe comes to mind. Recently How's Your Edge interview him here. In his own words, "My edge is sharp and arrogant, just the way it should be. It also doesn't partake in animal derived activities. I'm not a religious man, but I will admit to the occasional prayer to fucking god. The militant edge is not a joke, you know."

The militant edge is STILL not a joke. I've always held the highest amount of respect for him. Not because of his fucking militant edge, but because he always was, regardless, Klint. Thanks for that, I love you and happy birthday!

If you wanna read more about Klint and his how cute his edge is, read the interview here. Klint plays bass in Reign Supreme. I think they just wrapped up their most recent tour. But since they tour so god damn much that you could probably catch them again soon. And most importantly, Klint's advice column is up and running again.

Music:
Youth Of Today - Youth Crew
Youth Of Today - Crucial Times
Government Issue - Fashionite
Government Issue - Religious Ripoff
SOA - Blackout
SOA - Warzone
The Teen Idles - Sneakers
Minor Threat - Screaming at a Wall
Minor Threat - Seeing Red
Minor Threat - I Don't Wanna Hear It
Youth Brigade - Barbed Wire
Youth Brigade - Full Speed Ahead

Dear Friends

I just have to say my man Klint is killing it with his people sleeping blog. Sh'eet. Funny, creepy, good. Makes me feel like I'm at a 6th grade sleepover playing dumb tricks on friends; when in fact, I'm at work staring at my headache inducing computer at my two bit corner desk next to a cancer causing industrial sized office printer. With that said, It gives me great pleasure to announce his newest blog baby, Dear Klint. I'll be sure to check that on the DEE. Love you, mean it.

"...Ladies like that have a certain je ne sais quoi, but it really depends on what your overall life goals are. Assuming you're not looking to spend your late thirties cruising eHarmony spreading your legs in exchange for half price appetizers at the Applebee's two towns over, your best bet is to just suck it up, grab the bull by the horns, and reclaim your life. Your gentleman friend will more than likely appreciate your honesty, and you'll be better off for it.

If that doesn't work, just tell him you have an IUD and trap him in a loveless marriage full of resentment, obligation and alcoholism."

Kudos Klint, Kudos.

Music
Crucial Times - Youth of Today
Put Your Hand in My Hand - Lungfish
Bikage - Descendents
For Want Of - Rites of Spring